The Most Dramatic Add I Have Ever Seen

I’ve decided to enter a sophisticated phase. As of late I have felt the need to dress nicer, be more proper, and try as hard as I can to look/act cooler than every one else around me. (Not to say that I am better than them.)
I realize that this type of lifestyle more than likely [...]

Have You Seen This?

So… now you have proven you have a diverse audience. That still doesn’t cover up the fact that your operating system is crap.

Back at Panera again today…
Its so sad how dependent I am on the internet. Heaven forbid I miss any Facebook action whatsoever. Its cool though.
I found a Chipotle here!… I say “found,” but I didn’t really have to search. Its basically right next door to the Panera Bread I’m sitting in right now.
Watchmen is sweet [...]

Well I made it through Ike. Kinda…
We lost power in every way. Our sewage backed up in our front yard…. awesome.
My mother, my sister and I left for Alabama yesterday to get away from the heat, as well as the smell of human waste.
It may have been a little drastic to come all the way [...]

Dear Chipotle

If it were legal and/or possible, I would marry you.
How can something taste so good?
I pray you continue to grace your increasingly abundant followers with your delightful ingredients, as well as your heavenly ambiance of greatness until the end of time.
Love,
Ryan Thornton

Favorite Covers Pt. 2

I think it is safe to ask… does anyone really like Cohen’s original version of this song?
Well either way the man is a legend, and has other material that phenomenally over shadows this one.

My personal favorite version of this song. Absolutely beautiful and pure.
It is hard for me to post [...]

Web MD’s “Symptom Checker” is the worst idea ever. (For me anyway.) I go into it thinking I may have an ear infection or just a bad headache, and I come out thinking I have a brain tumor, vertigo, and Apirin poisoning.
They tend to be a little broad.

Do you ever find yourself wondering how a group of musicians that are so incredibly good at what they do, find each other and form a band? I do all the time…. I wonder about the Beatles mostly, or Zeppelin, or Radiohead. But as of late, its been Rush.
I’ve never really been a Rush fan, [...]

If You Have The Time…

Watch this episode of the Colbert Report that aired last night.
Suuuuper funny.